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 SURVIVORS
EXPOSED (Indican
Pictures) Parody. 103 minutes. NR, nudity. On a secluded, tropical
island named Butta Cheeka, six hot chicks, ehem, women, compete against
each other to see who’ll be the last person standing in this Survivor
parody. This video is shot and played out like the popular tv show, kind
of. However, the show’s horny host Cliff, wants to and desperately tries
to bed all of the women and is often overwhelmed by the sight of twelve
bouncing boobies. Watch the battle of tits….I mean wits, as the women
jockey for position and form alliances in the most interesting of ways.
More importantly, will Cliff keep his cool long enough to get his wish?
What we have here is plain good ol’ fashioned fun, in a very
teenage boy kind of way of course. Lots of topless action, a few full
frontal nudity shots, and even a few softcore lesbian scenes. Julie
K. Smith, Aria
Giovanni, Shauna
O’Brien, Alexus
Winston, Amiee
Sweet, and Tess
Broussard are the stars of this video. Of the six, I found Aria
Giovanni (Penthouse Pet September 2000) to be the cutest and most
appealing, but if you go to her website, she doesn’t look as good as she
does in this video. She’s too made up in all her pictures and looks
fake. Too much make-up is ungood, so I think anyway. In this video,
she’s more “regular” looking. She has the girl next door thing
going. The production of Survivors Exposed is pretty good, but the acting
is most amusing. There is a lot of comedy here, but the six women hit
their marks about as well as a blind sniper in a sand storm while his/her
eyelids are propped open with toothpicks. That’s ok though, after all,
they’re not here for their comedic expertise. I’ve never really
watched the tv show and I’m not too familiar with the contestants, but I
think the characters here somewhat mimic those people. The funniest part
of this movie is the second tribal gathering. I don’t want to give
anything away, but it would have been priceless if the real Survivor
people pulled this stunt. – Denis Sheehan
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