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 SUMO
VIXENS (CPM/Asia
Pulp Cinema) Comedy with lots of naked Asian women. 73 minutes.
English dubbed. NR, nudity. Hoping to save her aunt’s female sumo
wrestling school, Ruriko enlists the help of Arakuma, a past sumo wrestler
himself. Here’s the deal, Arakuma must assemble an all female sumo team
to defeat Domino’s, an area half wit gangster, all female sumo team. To
the winner goes the female sumo wrestling school. With the help of
goofball Topachi, Arakuma puts together a rather eclectic group of Asian
woman to do battle. Before I go further, for some reason, all of the women
fight topless. Well, except for Ruriko (figures, because she’s the
hottest one here). Joining Ruriko is a cry baby, insecure girl, a punk
chick who likes to sniff what appears to be donuts to get high, and Komasa
(Kei Mizutani). Komasa is the mysterious one of the group, and she is also
the best fighter. Fighting on behalf of Domino, is a group of hotties
headed by the one eyed Oryo. Hmm..Oryo also has a history and badly wants
to beat up Komasa. I wonder why? Could it be that they were once lesbian
lovers? Hell yes! And just how did Oryo lose her eye? Not only that, but
who’ll win the sumo match of the century?
Although very sappy
and goofy. Sumo Vixens is actually pretty entertaining, in a sappy and
goofy was of course. Topachi is over the top with the goofiness, but you
will laugh at is screw ups and constant peeping tom routine, and what
happens to him after he gets caught. On the surprising side, the punk
chick actually shows her pubic hair! I always thought that was a major no
no in Japan. One of the pube shots is while she is wrestling and her
opponent gives her one nasty crotch wedgie. Yes, this scene is a close up,
and yes, she didn’t shave before hand. The one lesbian scene between
Komasa and Orya is ok, nothing that’ll knock your socks off. It’s done
in a dream like, flowery setting. Kind of like the hot women scenes in Son
of the Beach. There is also a scene that gets whacked by the ol’ digital
distortion censor. This optical effect is used to cover up Topachi’s
member as he has sex with a woman. I am still concerned over why Ruriko is
the only one who failed to go topless. Damn..such a troublesome life I
have. Sumo Vixens is not for everyone, but if you like silly Japanese
stuff, and if you’re a 14 year old boy and want to see boobies, you’ll
enjoy this tape. – Denis Sheehan
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