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FRANKENSTEIN (Seduction
Cinema) Erotic/horror spoof. 80 minutes. NR, nudity, sex. As
Frankenstein’s great-great-grandson Victor is toiling away in the
basement making monsters, his bitchy wife Helena is killed when she
smashes her head on a tree. Distraught, Victor sends his helper out to
find a new brain to transplant into his wife’s head. Being the cheap
bastard he is, Igor buys a low cost brain that once belonged to a lesbian nymphomaniac.
After the brain is transplanted, Helena stops at nothing to get in on a
little girl on girl lesbo action. She roams the country side, and sleazy
motels, for cheap woman and sex. However, the fact that a lesbian monster
is deflowering women all over town doesn’t sit well with the local
town’s folk, and they set out to destroy Helena. Luckily for Helena, the
lynch mob would rather become voyeurs than vigilantes.
This spoof can be divided into two categories; extreme
silliness and soft core erotic lesbian sex. The silliness surrounds about
6 or 7 lesbo scenes and follow the general plot of Frankenstein. Although
the humor does have it’s moments, it sometimes crosses the line into
stupidity. I am sure this was done due to lack of money and the film
makers just decided to have fun and do what they could. The sex scenes are
very erotic, but nothing extreme is shown. I have always wondered about
these types of sex flics. Are the women really “doing” each other, or
are they just going through the motions. I mean the women have their faces
right in there, but we don’t see the actual act (you know what I mean).
Darian Caine stars as Helena Frankenstein, while Victoria Vega and Heidi
Christine both have sex with her. Debbie Rochon also has two small parts
(not naked-damn). Perhaps the funniest moment in this movie is when Victor
is trying to teach Frankenstein (looks remarkably like the real
Frankenstein from the classic) to talk. Victor fails at teaching him
English and storms off to take a dump. While grunting and groaning on the
can, the Monster listens in –and wala- the Monster has his mish mash
language of grunts and groans. The people behind the successful Blair
Witch spoof, The Erotic Witch Project, also produced this flic. Watch this
one with an open mind, a sense of humor, and.errr..a bottle of hand cream.
– Denis Sheehan
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