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70s GIRLS (Seduction
Cinema) Erotic spoof. Approx 60 minutes. Not rated, nudity, lesbian
action. Low on cash, two repressed sisters, Ashleigh and Jennifer, (Julian
Wells, Kelli Summers) search for a hopeful roommate to help lower
expenses. After many disappointing applicants, the two women
half-heartedly choose Petal (Misty
Mundae), a weed smoking, peace loving hippie, to be their roommate.
Sure enough, the sisters soon follow Petal’s lead and jump feet first
into the free-hippie love sex, pot, hairy lifestyle.
First
thing first; in this movie, my sweet sweet Misty Mundae has hairy armpits.
Yes, I am so shallow that hairy armpits on even the hottest of babes makes
me most upset. I am devastated. Absolutely devastated. However, she’s
still my sweet and I dig her. Helping me overlook the pit situation is my
other sweet sweet, Julian Wells. She doesn’t sport the stinky pit look,
but by movie’s end, she is sporting one hell of a winter bush (obviously
fake), which I can handle. As with all Seduction Cinema fare, this movie
is loaded with nudity and softcore lesbian sex. Although I love their
movies, I think it’s time for Seduction Cinema to shake things up a bit
as all their releases depict the same girls doing the same things to each
other centered around different spoofed storylines. I have an idea, they
should stick me in one of their movies and have those girls do things to
me. That would certainly shake things up. I am a genius. Whom am I
kidding, with or without me, I’ll watch every damn movie SC releases and
I’ll be watching them with a big ol’ smile plastered across my sorry
arse face. Extras include Nick Philips’ 1970 Swedish grindhouse release
Dr. Christina of
Sweden
(approx 60 minutes, lots of nudity and sexual situations), a 15 minute
behind the scenes featurette, a 15 minute “thing” of various Misty
Mundae shoots, and a Misty trailer vault. Why Misty, why? – Denis
Sheehan
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