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 PORSTAR PETS (Brink
Films) Documentary. Approx 52 minutes. Not rated, language, very brief
nudity. Hey, porn stars are human too! True, they can do inhuman things
when it comes to sex; things I can only dream of doing. But they are human
and this documentary proves it. Like a lot of people, porn stars look for
and find love in animals, their pets. Pornstar Pets takes several porn
stars away from the adult entertainment industry for the sole reason of
talking about their pets and love of animals. Listen to Ron Jeremy talk
about his pet turtle, Cherry. Listen to Lena Ramon ramble off all the
names of her 30+ pets- her house must stink to the high heavens. Watch
Sunset Thomas ride her horse and talk about how much she loves me. Sorry,
she looks so damn good on that horse it made me hallucinate. All together
you get 25 porn stars and approx 94 pets.
Although
I was a tad dismayed at the absence of nudity and sexual conduct, I did
find myself actually liking this documentary. I am not a pet person and I
generally hate listening to people talk about their pets. However, the
fact that the people talking are employed in the adult entertainment field
somewhat captivated me. Yes, there are a few episodes of rambling that
could have been edited out of this doc, but all in all what these pet
lovers have to say comes across as heart warming and caring. And hey, even
though I couldn’t care less about her pets, Violet Blue has my vote as
the hottest porn star pet owner! I will look for her movies. Pornstar Pets
is written and directed by Margie Schnibbe. On the interesting side,
cinematographer John Gulager was the winner of Project Greenlight, season
three. Extras include; commentary with Ron Jeremy, galleries, etc. If
you’re a fan of porn and a member of Peta, look out, your head may
explode. – Denis Sheehan
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