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VAMPIRE LOVER (Seduction
Cinema) Erotic Horror (no horror though). Approx 80 minutes. NR,
nudity, lesbian softcore sex. Since she’s new to the neighborhood and
wanting to make her feel welcome, one by one the local area hot woman with
lesbian tendencies visit Monique. One by one the townies show up at
Monique’s front door, one by one they are seduced, and one by one they
are never seen again. With all the town’s hotties disappearing, it is up
to Chip the cable guy (hey, wasn’t Jim Carey’s character in Cable Guy
named Chip?) and two bumbling detectives to put an end to Monique and her
blood sucking ways.
This movie is simply a bunch of softcore lesbian sex scenes strung
together by a plot that makes no difference to the movie whatsoever. Askew
favorite Misty Mundae
makes an appearance as the local Catholic High School girl who gets
seduced and chomped, in more ways than one, by Monique (played by Paige
Richards). Darian Caine and Katie Jordan (Katie is runner up to Misty)
also co-star. Fans of Opie and Anthony will surely give a yell, and
perhaps your female companion will comply, when the “WOW” reference is
shown. Although the content basically follows other Seduction Cinema
releases, I didn’t like My Vampire Lover as much as past/other SC stuff.
It’s just missing that certain something I can’t place my finger on.
DVD includes deleted scenes, making of doc, and a few SC trailers. –
Denis Sheehan
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