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 INTERCESSOR:
ANOTHER ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE (Sub
Rosa) Rock N Roll Horror. No nudity, some gore and special effects
similar to a really bad Power Rangers Episode. Not Rated. Heavy metal
persona Jon Mikl Thor is The Intercessor. He has fought the hard fight
against demons for twenty years and now has become a mere mortal. He needs
the power of two innocents, Harold (Brad Pope) and Laura (Mellisa
Ellingham) to reactivate his Intercessor power so that he may defeat
Mephisto and Zompira along with The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Oh
yeah, and there’s this wild space woman in the flick as well.
Does this sound like the coolest damn movie ever? You know it does.
Then I watched it. The effects are grade school. The film is the worst
shot on video dreck that I have ever seen. Jon Mikl Thor looks like Big
Daddy Pump from the WWE and must tip the scales around three hundred. It
is funny where this single tree branch proceeds to kick his ass, that and
his rubber armor made me nostalgic for the first episodes of Power Rangers
when they were real crappy and no one cared. And Brad Pope as
Harold. Never in my life have I seen such oily, screechy, over acting
before in my life. We’re supposed to feel sorry for this self absorbed
loser? I think not. I cringed every time we had to watch what he thought
was acting. Painful, that’s what it was. Painful. And, upon reading an
interview with Jon Mikl Thor his very self I learned that the budget of
the film was around …$250,000? What? No way! Thor, dude, you got ripped
off. Hell, every time they couldn’t afford a special effect, like the
aforementioned Space Woman, they just showed drawings of what it was
supposed to look like. Hell, I could make a better film with this budget
and have enough left over to buy a house. I cannot express deeply enough
how bad this movie was. Only someone like me with my years of absorbing
bad films could even hope to survive a single viewing. What chance do you
normal types out there with lives have? Stay away from this movie. The
decision you make could save your very soul! -Douglas A. Waltz
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