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 THE EROTIC
MIRROR (Seduction
Cinema) DVD. Seduction Cinema. Erotic. Total disc running time 160
minutes. NR, nudity. Amy and Bill are back in their high school hometown
on a vacation from the city. While wondering around town, Amy comes across
a standing mirror in an antique shop and simply must have it due to the
sensations she feels while looking at her reflection. After getting her
new prize possesion home, and blowing off Bill who is dieing for sex, Amy
stares into the mirror and sexually ravishes herself. Not being one to
keep all these new sensations to herself-except from her boyfriend Bill,
Amy drags the mirror to her friend’s office, who happens to be a medical
doctor. While patients wait in the waiting room, Amy and her doc friend
look into the mirror and go at it like dogs in heat. Also in the room, is
a voyeuristic freak of nature nurse. After that, Amy meets two of her high
school friends, who are oddly enough jogging in jeans, and invites them
over for a swim and dinner. Just after poor, sexless Bill passes out, the
three woman-yep- get in front of the mirror and have a little three way
action. Ah, but not all is well with this new sexy mirror. Whose
reflection is that looking back at those frolicking in front of the
mirror? Better yet, what does that person in the mirror want? Oh, the
movie concludes with a multi woman lesbo bash.
Ok, this movie has lots of naked woman having lesbian sex, but none
of it is hardcore. Three of the woman, Laurie Wallace, Misty Mundae, and
Esmerelda DeLarocca are babes. In my eyes anyway. Especially Misty, hurt
me. There are a bunch of scenes when you are so close to seeing some great
views, but the camera angle just isn’t there. Damn frustrating. The
softcore action is enjoyable, but the highlight of this DVD is the nurse I
so meanly mentioned in the plot synopsis. Her name is Mistress Rhiannon
and she is perhaps the oddest looking thing I’ve ever seen. Seeing her
boobs will make you think you are drunkenly suffering from double vision
while looking at the Hindenburg. They are gigantic. So big in fact, they
stretch the skin between them so tightly I’m sure you could fling a
quarter in to space off it. I would pay big money to watch this woman try
and swim to the bottom of an underground pool. As large as her boobs are,
there is something that easily eclipses them. Her lips. She could stop
traffic with all the collagen that is jammed into her lips! I was
absolutely amazed by the sight of her lips. I’ll write it again; her
lips. The DVD also includes outtakes, cast interviews, a short rehearsal
thing (lame), and many trailers from other Seduction Cinema releases.
Sorry, I’m sure there’s more I could write about this disc and my
lovely Misty, but I was just too damn distracted by Mistress Rhiannon. –
Denis Sheehan
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