BARE
BEHIND BARS (Blue
Underground) 1980. Women in Prison (WIP). 95 minutes. Not rated, but
would be rated X. In a women’s penitentiary, the prisoners are forced to
partake in the sex slave trade, allow themselves to be lab rats for the
nympho head nurse, or die. After a while, the prisoners riot for revenge
and some escape to rein terror on those who put them in jail. Stop me if
you’ve heard this one before…oh ok, I’ll stop.
Bare Behind Bars is your typical WIP movie, with the added
joy of hardcore sex! Now, now, don’t go getting your wiener all revved
up because the sex scenes are far and few in between and they’re also
rather yucky; hairy, sweaty, and end up bloody. The rest of the movie is
loaded with melodramatic acting, lots of boobies, bushels of pubic hair,
fights, hose downs, and the occasional cavity search. You know, all the
great stuff that makes a great WIP flick. I just know there’s a sicko or
two reading this and getting all “anxious.” Hardcore scenes aside,
this WIP movie is one of the dirtier feeling ones I’ve ever watched, and
I’ve seen my fair share of these types of movies. This is a must for
fans of WIP movies, all others will need disinfectant! – Denis Sheehan
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