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KISSING GAME (Wicked
Pictures) Porno. 90 minutes. Rated X, sex. Cunnilingus.
I know I’ve mentioned before that this is a great place to start.
I’ll mention it again. Cunnilingus,
ah! Happily, Wicked Picture’s The Kissing Game starts with an
eat out even before the title credits roll and continues for ninety
minutes of sporty fucking including boy/girl, girl/girl and,one of my
on-screen favorites, girl/girl/boy. Still,
I like a little plot with my sex games and this film has just that, a
little plot: a con runs a con with a con and gets conned. I’m not saying
who gets it in the end (and no, that’s not a reference to ass-fucking,
Kissing Game is super vanilla), but before it’s over, there is a body
lying cold on the ground. As with any game, there are some rules which, when followed,
can help you avoid the dangers encountered by our libidinous cast: 1.
Don’t cheat on your wife (duh) 2. Take a shower with your lover
when she asks you (double duh) 3. Don’t answer the phone just after
creaming someone's face (what are you a moron?) I’d say more but I
don’t want to blow the ending for you. Oh, just one personal beauty tip:
The shaved/penciled/sculpted eye-brow thing has gone on long
enough, girls.- Anita Loomis
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