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 HELLCATS
IN HIGH HEELS VOL. 1-3 (Sub
Rosa Blue) 1997-2003. Artsy fartsy erotica. Approx 175 minutes. Many
female models get naked while partaking in various fetishes, i.e. being
covered with liquid latex then peeling it off, spanking, chicks get naked
on or next to cars, bondage, body art, and of course a naked nun sucking
on a crucifix while flippin’ you the bird, etc. Intertwined with all
this softcore (no sexual acts, just nakies) action is blaring music
(various rock genres) and many visual special effects.
Shot
by the “maestro” of erotic photography, Justice Howard. I have no idea
how to review these types of DVDs. Being your stereotypical undersexed
male, of course I like to look at the occasional naked female. However,
although the witnessing of naked females wasn’t the least bit negative,
I am certainly not into any type of fetish (unless you consider tip toeing
naked down a path of crab rangoons while Asian hotties read aloud the
Declaration of Independence and demand that I write bad checks a fetish)
and/or artsy erotica. True, the liquid latex was kind of cool, but that
was only because it looked weird when the  blondie
(pictured) peeled it off her skin. I also enjoyed the body art for
two reasons; most of the body painting resembled the sci-fi look of artist
H. R. Giger, which I find cool, and one instance of art was a dead on
match of a tattoo I would like to get on my leg. Realistically, I found
these scenes to more interesting than erotic. As far as the rest of the
stuff is concerned, I just don’t get it. Not that it was bad, or a turn
off, it’s just not my bag, baby. Among the plethora of models and
contributing bands; I’ve heard of none of them. Along with apologizing
for this wishy-washy review, I’d like to apologize for bringing my crab
rangoon walk, and bag, into things. Hey, if you’re into naked fetish
artsy erotica, you’ll dig Hellcats. If not, then move along. – Denis
Sheehan
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